She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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