Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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