For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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