i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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