I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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