I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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