your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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