do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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