No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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