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im drinking this country out of the recession.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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