I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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