what if every blade of grass was a penis?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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