Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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