STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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