I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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