Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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