YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
