Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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