So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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