no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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