he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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