there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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