Can Purell be used as lube?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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