I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
