i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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