What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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