even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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