ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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