Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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