Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
