You're a womanizer and a bitch.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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