I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize