Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she woke up with a sticky ear
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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