Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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