So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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