Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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