do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There r osticjed everywhere
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
