I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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