I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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