What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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