Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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