if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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