? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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