talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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