I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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