my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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