I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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