i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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