I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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