Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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