Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we're making bets on your personal life
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
