YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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