why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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