Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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