Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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