I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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