I want to have your abortion
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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