I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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